tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7974807421154356728.post1197371209184570921..comments2017-07-23T18:12:19.524-04:00Comments on Sexy W.A.S.P.: HaikuSexy WASPhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07842514085385522868noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7974807421154356728.post-26036286311523206312017-07-23T18:12:19.524-04:002017-07-23T18:12:19.524-04:00That's too whorizontal for my taste...
yet, if...That's too whorizontal for my taste...<br />yet, if you wiseabove this earth,<br />you'll someday BE in Seventh-Heaven<br />to make love with moi, aussi<br />soft, slow, smooth on a yacht...<br />on a waterbed... in a treehouse...<br />in a ski-resort... on the beach...<br />with thousands of menageAtrois...<br />anywhere, ya wild thang,<br />for 777ish sextillion years!!!<br />(yes, dear, that's a real number).<br /><br />Wouldn't ya looove to have a tall,<br />erect rocket ship with TWO fuel tanks<br />down below, cooling-off N steaming,<br />as we land on this rock-solid, pristine,<br />wild world where we could be fruitFULL??<br /><br />Yet... not here.<br />not now.<br />not yet.<br />Can ya wait for this human?<br />I wanna please you N gratify you;<br />I wanna give you many, many, many, MANY<br />orgasms before I have my own,<br />as we'll roam through the universe<br />eXXXploring places to procreate...<br />Here's how YOU and i can B1;<br />here's our proposal:<br />HEER YE! O HEER YE!!<br /><br />I'd looove to meet you<br />in passionate, intoxicating,<br />larger-than-life Seventh-Heaven...<br />yet, you first must be prepared:<br />Find-out what RCIA means and join;<br />classes are free,<br />once per week,<br />starting early September.<br /><br />Im sooo not better than you<br />...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj<br />which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??<br />Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.<br /><br />PS Turn-away from idolatry/indifference<br />(worshipping the world/laissez-faire).<br />Turn-away from mortal sin.<br />Turn 180°<br />Turn RITE.<br />reTurn to Jesus:<br />He'd looove for you to be<br />forgiven thru repentance.<br />Focus on Jesus!!!<br />Follow us to the Great Beyond.<br />Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.<br />Follow us to Holy Mass<br />& say the Rosary once per day.<br />Do the RCIA, too.<br />I. Love. You. earthling<br />I'll definitely pray for you<br />as you fully trustNjesus.<br />ALWAYS.<br />God bless your fruitful, indelible soul.<br /><br />Yes, earthling, Im an NDE:<br />I know exactly what Almighty God<br />has prepared for those who love Him<br />and follow Him in this finite existence:<br />an eternal explosion-of-extravagance<br />which few are askin for anymore...<br />yet, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust.<br />Strange how many people<br />DONT want everything<br />from our Creator.<br />Que cera cera.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09161116712679365281noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7974807421154356728.post-87313869953416518412017-07-23T18:10:40.364-04:002017-07-23T18:10:40.364-04:00That's too whorizontal for my taste...
yet, if...That's too whorizontal for my taste...<br />yet, if you wiseabove this earth,<br />you'll someday BE in Seventh-Heaven<br />to make love with moi, aussi<br />soft, slow, smooth on a yacht...<br />on a waterbed... in a treehouse...<br />in a ski-resort... on the beach...<br />with thousands of menageAtrois...<br />anywhere, ya wild thang,<br />for 777ish sextillion years!!!<br />(yes, dear, that's a real number).<br /><br />Wouldn't ya looove to have a tall,<br />erect rocket ship with TWO fuel tanks<br />down below, cooling-off N steaming,<br />as we land on this rock-solid, pristine,<br />wild world where we could be fruitFULL??<br /><br />Yet... not here.<br />not now.<br />not yet.<br />Can ya wait for this human?<br />I wanna please you N gratify you;<br />I wanna give you many, many, many, MANY<br />orgasms before I have my own,<br />as we'll roam through the universe<br />eXXXploring places to procreate...<br />Here's how YOU and i can B1;<br />here's our proposal:<br />HEER YE! O HEER YE!!<br /><br />I'd looove to meet you<br />in passionate, intoxicating,<br />larger-than-life Seventh-Heaven...<br />yet, you first must be prepared:<br />Find-out what RCIA means and join;<br />classes are free,<br />once per week,<br />starting early September.<br /><br />Im sooo not better than you<br />...yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj<br />which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??<br />Sorry fo d'New Yoirk accent.<br /><br />PS Turn-away from idolatry/indifference<br />(worshipping the world/laissez-faire).<br />Turn-away from mortal sin.<br />Turn 180°<br />Turn RITE.<br />reTurn to Jesus:<br />He'd looove for you to be<br />forgiven thru repentance.<br />Focus on Jesus!!!<br />Follow us to the Great Beyond.<br />Follow us to Seventh-Heaven.<br />Follow us to Holy Mass<br />& say the Rosary once per day.<br />Do the RCIA, too.<br />I. Love. You. earthling<br />I'll definitely pray for you<br />as you fully trustNjesus.<br />ALWAYS.<br />God bless your fruitful, indelible soul.<br /><br />Yes, earthling, Im an NDE:<br />I know exactly what Almighty God<br />has prepared for those who love Him<br />and follow Him in this finite existence:<br />an eternal explosion-of-extravagance<br />which few are askin for anymore...<br />yet, 1-outta-1 bites-the-dust.<br />Strange how many people<br />DONT want everything<br />from our Creator.<br />Que cera cera.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09161116712679365281noreply@blogger.com